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Get Up is the thirteenth studio album by Canadian singer-songwriter Bryan Adams, released physically in Australia and New Zealand on October 2 and worldwide on October 16, 2015, by Universal Music. Produced by ELO frontman Jeff Lynne and co-written with his long-time collaborator Jim Vallance, the album features nine new songs and four acoustic versions. The first single released was \"You Belong to Me\" featuring a music video. It was shot and directed by Adams using his black and white photography style, with only his guitar and \"a muse\" to assist him.
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