{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}

{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 10, "advice": "Never pay full price for a sofa at DFS."}}

{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}

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