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Smidary is a municipality and village in Hradec Králové District in the Hradec Králové Region of the Czech Republic. It has about 1,600 inhabitants.
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Jones County is a county located in the U.S. state of North Carolina. As of the 2020 census, the population was 9,172, making it the fourth-least populous county in North Carolina. Its county seat is Trenton. Jones County is part of the New Bern, NC Micropolitan Statistical Area.
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{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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