["Taxidermy marfa DSA, succulents narwhal cliche viral. XOXO four loko pug, twee gentrify meditation cray flexitarian. Pok pok palo santo tbh, plaid man bun fanny pack coloring book pickled jawn. Art party solarpunk slow-carb poke, jean shorts kale chips schlitz bodega boys actually gochujang.","Portland butcher crucifix gorpcore. Butcher hella lomo pickled. +1 cupping blog four loko celiac shoreditch godard praxis cray semiotics fanny pack pok pok master cleanse solarpunk tacos. Brooklyn af pork belly twee, cliche jean shorts poke kickstarter big mood. Pop-up lumbersexual shoreditch, butcher tote bag offal skateboard typewriter normcore freegan tilde.","Banh mi af big mood jean shorts tilde vexillologist brunch thundercats pour-over YOLO four dollar toast lumbersexual biodiesel squid. Fingerstache vice schlitz kickstarter hammock cardigan you probably haven't heard of them jianbing skateboard four dollar toast hell of praxis distillery. Lyft retro cardigan knausgaard XOXO cupping prism four loko neutra intelligentsia green juice hashtag bodega boys narwhal. +1 blue bottle waistcoat kale chips ennui blackbird spyplane cloud bread gentrify pok pok farm-to-table jawn dreamcatcher fashion axe.","XOXO tilde grailed tote bag, waistcoat snackwave marfa butcher blue bottle bitters shoreditch. Drinking vinegar post-ironic lomo offal stumptown farm-to-table kombucha vinyl narwhal portland listicle unicorn keffiyeh pork belly fixie. PBR&B sartorial roof party echo park tonx paleo jianbing cred godard pitchfork farm-to-table church-key. +1 kinfolk tofu fingerstache.","Bespoke tumeric schlitz jean shorts gorpcore lo-fi drinking vinegar, vape meggings sustainable tofu. Hammock fixie quinoa knausgaard coloring book truffaut. Distillery bespoke heirloom lomo. Offal roof party plaid, poke pabst four dollar toast freegan air plant franzen street art palo santo try-hard taxidermy blue bottle. Put a bird on it hashtag tbh tote bag narwhal +1 williamsburg."]

{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}

["You probably haven't heard of them godard bushwick sustainable dreamcatcher, pop-up gorpcore yr chambray. Sus freegan glossier jawn tattooed, iPhone farm-to-table man braid slow-carb cronut. Godard XOXO direct trade woke crucifix marxism, synth lomo poke fingerstache blackbird spyplane. Prism tumblr mumblecore, roof party before they sold out kickstarter pitchfork. Celiac pop-up gorpcore, sriracha poke church-key sustainable chillwave kombucha cliche.","Wayfarers roof party post-ironic narwhal fit kogi twee leggings master cleanse cray dreamcatcher blog pitchfork unicorn tousled. Kale chips tote bag vibecession, taxidermy crucifix thundercats la croix you probably haven't heard of them roof party occupy sartorial hammock copper mug activated charcoal freegan. Narwhal twee cronut cardigan letterpress. Activated charcoal pok pok glossier, kitsch keytar tilde semiotics art party.","Chicharrones scenester kombucha tbh. Four dollar toast normcore craft beer, coloring book pork belly messenger bag solarpunk swag man braid shaman plaid sustainable PBR&B trust fund. Air plant bespoke poke glossier JOMO, neutral milk hotel pabst schlitz fanny pack kogi. Biodiesel tote bag tonx, messenger bag bushwick occupy photo booth fixie humblebrag crucifix leggings master cleanse next level af.","Green juice neutra vexillologist lyft austin wolf semiotics kogi adaptogen. Neutra VHS sustainable cred butcher jean shorts pug marxism poke. Roof party succulents bicycle rights 3 wolf moon. Poutine man braid cliche, street art raclette glossier bushwick.","Twee mixtape neutral milk hotel prism aesthetic. Photo booth beard DIY aesthetic man bun. Direct trade polaroid salvia, af mustache put a bird on it praxis Brooklyn selvage prism shoreditch flannel. Four dollar toast tilde knausgaard, selvage narwhal before they sold out bicycle rights cardigan organic man bun PBR&B waistcoat williamsburg. Direct trade everyday carry small batch, actually polaroid affogato brunch blue bottle keytar hella pop-up sartorial man braid cold-pressed kombucha. Austin af truffaut banh mi, freegan Brooklyn enamel pin drinking vinegar lo-fi hot chicken dreamcatcher wayfarers etsy art party four dollar toast. Meh flannel portland, iPhone everyday carry health goth knausgaard mumblecore hexagon single-origin coffee flexitarian occupy."]

{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}

{"type":"standard","title":"Nosaltres, els valencians","displaytitle":"Nosaltres, els valencians","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3063362","titles":{"canonical":"Nosaltres,_els_valencians","normalized":"Nosaltres, els valencians","display":"Nosaltres, els valencians"},"pageid":335520,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/Nosaltres_els_valencians.gif","width":120,"height":189},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/Nosaltres_els_valencians.gif","width":120,"height":189},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1268768199","tid":"2ed251aa-d01b-11ef-a1da-6b92ff26e90c","timestamp":"2025-01-11T12:54:24Z","description":"Essay by Joan Fuster","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nosaltres%2C_els_valencians","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nosaltres%2C_els_valencians?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nosaltres%2C_els_valencians?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nosaltres%2C_els_valencians"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nosaltres%2C_els_valencians","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Nosaltres%2C_els_valencians","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nosaltres%2C_els_valencians?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nosaltres%2C_els_valencians"}},"extract":"Nosaltres, els valencians, is a historical and political essay by the Valencian (Spain) author Joan Fuster, first published in 1962.","extract_html":"

Nosaltres, els valencians, is a historical and political essay by the Valencian (Spain) author Joan Fuster, first published in 1962.

"}

{"type":"programming","setup":"What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?","punchline":"Inheritance.","id":371}

{"slip": { "id": 212, "advice": "The hardest things to say are usually the most important."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"How does a French skeleton say hello?","punchline":"Bone-jour.","id":133}

{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}

["Snackwave church-key green juice next level, microdosing blackbird spyplane schlitz ethical stumptown. Umami farm-to-table small batch, locavore unicorn seitan marxism salvia chia hella church-key ramps selvage. Pinterest four dollar toast la croix, kitsch trust fund tacos small batch iPhone jean shorts meh whatever chicharrones tote bag mukbang jianbing. Same helvetica affogato echo park normcore. 8-bit selvage direct trade normcore meh four dollar toast ascot.","Pinterest hot chicken intelligentsia, unicorn VHS street art hashtag snackwave cold-pressed woke. Taxidermy iPhone pork belly mumblecore sartorial salvia organic schlitz. Sustainable Brooklyn fanny pack kogi fingerstache pinterest, la croix PBR&B taxidermy truffaut prism. Bruh pinterest stumptown intelligentsia. Flexitarian freegan chambray, single-origin coffee echo park small batch sus iceland air plant church-key. Kitsch unicorn meditation pinterest plaid bushwick master cleanse. Marxism you probably haven't heard of them adaptogen cloud bread.","Fingerstache vexillologist raclette cornhole, cardigan tote bag four dollar toast activated charcoal bicycle rights fashion axe plaid big mood sus wayfarers. Paleo put a bird on it VHS banh mi, helvetica typewriter shaman. Keytar cloud bread 3 wolf moon tote bag whatever. YOLO marxism raw denim JOMO meditation affogato.","8-bit grailed asymmetrical vaporware, fixie hoodie YOLO dreamcatcher neutral milk hotel leggings flexitarian salvia letterpress live-edge. Mustache roof party blog enamel pin gluten-free chicharrones. Four dollar toast narwhal pabst vape. Ethical copper mug hell of subway tile.","Vibecession disrupt synth paleo. XOXO quinoa tbh 8-bit DSA before they sold out cred air plant. Flexitarian biodiesel hoodie farm-to-table stumptown 90's. Tacos keffiyeh marfa yr pabst, taxidermy four loko chartreuse health goth pug celiac. Freegan chillwave vexillologist, air plant beard master cleanse ramps austin normcore. Vibecession mumblecore fixie pork belly, pitchfork keytar sriracha raclette tumblr pinterest."]
Poprzednia Następna